INTRODUCING CAPTAIN PISSY PANTS!!

Yes, here he is finally.... Captain Pissy Pants. Who is he you ask? Why he is the crazy Messenger Hijacker that may are becoming familiar with these days.
He seems to appear when you leave your messenger unattended, so watch out everyone, Captain Pissy Pants is on the prowl, and no ones messenger is safe...
For Example.. our friend Miss Ashley was attacked by Captain Pissy Pants just the other day;

Fraser says:
hello

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
not now citizen..... CAPTAIN PISSY PANTS....AWAY

Fraser says:
rite

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
lol it was crystal...my trusty sidekick

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
no it wasnt

Fraser says:
r u on crack

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
you smell of whiskey and dead cactus

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
i love chris

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
and his big ear

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
watch as i spell

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a

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y

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z

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now i know them

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%

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
how are things

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
stop yelling at me

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
the back of my head stings

Fraser says:
whos yelling

Fraser says:
??

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
i forgot

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
where's that buzzing comming from

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
i smell burnt toast

Fraser says:
ritte

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
are you judging me

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
i'ma burn this motha fucka

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
down

Fraser says:
sweeet

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
don't yell at me

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
i'll break your ear

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with a wiffle ball

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
but not your ass...you sweet sweet ass

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
=)
Fraser says:
lol

Fraser says:
;)

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
are you hitting on me

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
stop yelling i said

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
the back of your head stings now

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
whats up with that

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
i like pie

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
your mother says you're on something

Fraser says:
hitting on you??

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
are you on somehting

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
hitting on me with a green stick

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
the stick of a birch tree

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
with lemons

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
stop throwing lemons

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
you ate my popcorn

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
freak

Fraser says:
yep

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
where does it hurt

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
i'll make it better

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i forgot to say

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the shirt was left at the grocery store next the avacados

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you have anthrax

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
a man told me

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he was in a suit

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i believe him

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
he talked with authority

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
stop yelling i said

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
i've got gas

Fraser says:
mm gas

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
brennon wants a threesome and i suggested you

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
he thought about it and said chickens dance at dawn

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
i concured and we ate the sneaker

Fraser says:
lol...omg....i know this isn't ashley lol

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
stop yelling

Fraser says:
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
why what?

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
but you smell like flowers

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and penny candies

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can I post this on my blog?
Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
say yes,,,

Fraser says:
sure

Fraser says:
lol

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
wiked

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
thanks

Fraser says:
crystal you r on crack

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
umm...there is no crystal here

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
actually its me and chris

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
....can you see us?

Fraser says:
woohooo....where is ashley?

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
im a frightenedd

Fraser says:
why?

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
cause you are hot like spicey bean

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
lol anyway i have to go and ashley was here the whole time laughing at you

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
gtg

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
buh bye

Captain Pissy Pants .....AWAY!!! says:
CAPTAIN PISSY PANTS......AWAY!!!!!

Fraser says:
ohhhh

Fraser says:
later